idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime
Greetings peasants. I post Doctor Who, games, Sherlock, Supernatural, and anything else that amuses me. KNEEL.
"…..Well…. toothless and I got her out of a tree…."
"Who put her there?"
"Uhhhh….. haha…well… crazy thing is… I’m… actually… the one…. who… put her there…."
-How a talking Fishbone managed to get the girl of his dreams.
OH MY GODS I SCREAMED WITH LAUGHTER
So let me tell you how this goes down in my head. Lily and James get the letter (which is less irate than Snape had hoped for) and find the whole situation hilarious—I mean, they’ll probably tell Harry not to be as sassy to professors in the future (probably)—but still, on the whole, hilarious.
Needless to say, it’s the proudest moment of Sirius’ life to date.
But they play it cool, as they are not above making Harry sweat for a bit. They say nothing about the incident. No howler, no mention in the weekly letter from home, nothing. Harry starts to wonder if he’s really in trouble. Maybe they’re just waiting until he get home for the Christmas hols to really lay into him. Crap.
Then it’s time for Quidditch, and Lily, James, and Sirius show up to watch and cheer and basically act like crazy Quidditch-parents. Snape is observing them with his typical sneer until James and Sirius ditch their jackets to reveal matching “There’s no need to call me sir, professor,” t-shirts. They’re rad and color changing and glowing and basically impossible to miss. (That Lily sure is swell at charms.)
And they brought one for Harry.
And McGonagall is already wearing one under her robes.
I may have to start printing these t-shirts.